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41 of The most Funniest Short Jokes Ever


Best Funniest Short Jokes Ever

We all beginning our lives as meager children, at some point later we grow up.

At that point develop old and go to be infantile once more.

Thus, as well, with your comical inclination: while you may be to cool for a thump., or two-line quip in your youngsters or mid-twenties. Something happens when you're approaching that thirty line.


The most Funniest Shorts Jokes Ever


This sort of humor goes to be the most interesting jokes once more.

Thus much so you believe you should impart them to the world (or your children in any event).

Furthermore, on the off chance that you feel sort of embarrassed by loving these dolt. However comical jokes, there's no compelling reason to feel thusly.

Incidentally, an examination was led looking for the best joke ever, and, by a huge number of votes.

THIS is it: Two trackers are out in the forested areas when one of them breakdowns.

HeHe's not breathing so his partner calls 911. 'My companion is dead! What Can I Do? Please help!!!

" The administrator answers, "Quiet down sir, first ensure that he's truly dead.

«There’s quietness, by then a riotous impact.

 Back on the phone, the guy tells, "alright, no what? " Huumm True that is great gags on the planet.   

So, no ought to be upset by your ludicrous bone.

Bored WixOos scoured the Internet for the most excellent funny jokes and came up with this list. 

Which one is the most cringe-worthy? Or perhaps you have some amazing jokes of your own.


#1  Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they will never meet. 


#2    My wife accused me of being immature.  I told her to get out of my fort.


#3   Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.  Then they call me ugly and poor.


#4   What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, it will never come. 

 

#5   What’s green, fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool tables.

 

#6   I went to a very emotional wedding last weekend.  Even the wedding cake was in tiers.

 

#7   How do you find Will Smith in the snow?  You look for the fresh prints.

 

 

#8   Our family has a serious issue with diarrhea. I guess you could say it runs in our jeans.

 

#9   The handicapped man who stole my purse. You can hide, but you can’t run.

 

#10   Someone stole my mood ring.  I’m not sure how I feel about that. 

 

#11   The first rule of Alzheimer’s club… Is don’t talk about chess club.

 

#12   I told my wife she was drawing on her eyebrows too high.  She looked surprised. 

 

#13   I threw a boomerang a few years ago.  Now I live in constant fear.

 

#14   You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice. 

 

#15   Remember…you are not completely useless. You can always serve as a bad example. 

 

#16   I broke my finger last week.  On the other hand, I’m okay. 

 

#17   Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing.

 

#18   How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it. 

 

#19   Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.

 

#20   What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.

 

#21   I entered ten puns in a pun contents hoping one would win.  But no pun in ten did. 

 

#22   I feel bad for the homeless guy…but I really feel bad for the homeless guy’s dog.  That dog must be thinking ‘man, this is the longest walk ever’. 

 

#23   What happened when the strawberry crossed the road? There was a traffic jam. 

 

#24   I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was a kid. 

 

#25   My friend gave me an Epi-Pen as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it. 

 

#26   I broke up with my blind girlfriend the other day.  She never saw it coming.

 

#27    I, for one, like Roman numerals.

 

#28   And the lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.” But John came fifth, and won a toaster.

 

#29   Why should you never date a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them.

 

#30   Where did Sally during the bombing? Everywhere.

 

#31   My grandfather has the heart of a lion and lifetime ban at the zoo.

 

#32   How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, they’re efficient and not very funny.

 

#33   Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.

 

#34   A Roman legionnaire walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, “five beers, please.”

 

#35   Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they’re gonna pay. You have my Word.

 

#36   I tried to catch fog yesterday, Mist.

 

#37    I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster. If anything, it made him more sluggish.

 

#38    “Just say NO to drugs! “Well, if I’m talking to my drugs… I probably already said yes.”

 

#39    I came up with a new word yesterday: plagiarism.

 

#40   What would The Jetsons be called if they were black? The Jetsons, you fucking racist.

 

#41   We have a genetic predisposition for diarrhea. Runs in our jeans.

 


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